57 Funny small quotes

• So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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  1 month ago

  anger, body, chihuahua, feel, frustration, humor, i, little, much, personality, pet, small, small body

• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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  40, again, age, age 40, body, body image, clothes, day, eternal, fashion, fit, humor, image, keep, optimism, should, size, size too small, small, too, wardrobe

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  1 month ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

• I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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  1 month ago

  awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning

• Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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  actually, animal, easy, flirting, gif, humor, playful, playful teasing, say, send, small, small animal, submissive, teasing

• I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward silence, care, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, introvert, silence, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

• My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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  1 month ago

  call, circle, humor, i, know, loneliness, phone, phone call, rings, scammer, small, small circle, social, social circle

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