Funny quotes smaller

Funny smaller quotes

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

1 month ago

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

1 month ago

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

2 months ago

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

3 months ago

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

3 months ago

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

3 months ago