Funny smaller quotes

• I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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  2 months ago

  after, confidence, eraser, every, humor, i, joke, mistake, smaller, wordplay

• I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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  2 months ago

  aging, eye, eyes, eyesight, getting, humor, i, joke, just, perception, self-deprecating, smaller, thought, worse, wrinkle, wrinkles

• The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, bigger, confidence, humor, personality, science, size, smaller, woman

• If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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  2 months ago

  asked, bigger, boat, humor, i, Jaws, just, movie, shark, smaller, wish, wishing

• Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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  2 months ago

  accident, car, cars, horn, Lil, should, silly, smaller, something, sorry

• I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, anxious, back, deep, depth, humor, i, inside, layers, myself, onion, peel, personality, self-perception, smaller, think

• I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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  2 months ago

  before, carb, carbs, cut, decision, diet, eating, food, humor, joke, pieces, smaller

• I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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  2 months ago

  angry, angry coffee, asked, barista, coffee, drink, espresso, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, smaller, smaller drink, word

• I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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  5 months ago

  container, containers, gift, hold, humor, i, joke, know, love, much, relationship, smaller, women

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