Funny smaller quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

  Commentary:
  "Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"

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