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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
274 Funny social interaction quotes
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.
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Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.
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When the stars just can't decide if we're besties or frenemies 🌟🤔😂
If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
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Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶♂️
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.
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Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
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That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️