Funny stole quotes

• The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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  2 months ago

  face, Facetime, humor, iPhone, joke, pun, steal, stole, technology, thief, time

• If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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  2 months ago

  empathy, humor, need, perspective, post, posts, sharing, stole, theft

• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  2 months ago

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• I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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  2 months ago

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• Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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  2 months ago

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• To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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  2 months ago

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• The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, comfort, cool, humor, jealousy, just, pillow, relationship, side, sleep, stole

• My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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  4 months ago

  banking, check, everything, finance, hate, history, humor, i, me, money, spending, stole, surprise, theft, transaction

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