Funny stole quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

  Commentary:
  "Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

  Commentary:
  Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

  Commentary:
  "Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

  Commentary:
  Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the cool side of the pillow strikes again! 😂 Looks like it's not just stealing all the warmth, but also stealing hearts now! 💔 Watch out for that sneaky pillow, it might become your new love rival! 😜 #CoolPillowWins #HeartThief

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery"

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