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Funny stole quotes

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

5 days ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

3 months ago

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

3 months ago

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

3 months ago