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Funny stole quotes

Funny stole quotes are the perfect blend of wit and mischief 😜, turning everyday moments into laugh-out-loud memories πŸ˜‚. Whether you’ve borrowed a snack, a pen, or even a hoodie, these clever lines capture the playful spirit of harmless thievery πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈβœ¨. Ready to steal some smiles and share the funniest snatches of humor? Let’s dive into the world of cheeky charm and hilarious hijinks! πŸŽ‰πŸ›οΈ

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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