Funny Subway quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

For even more funny Subway quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny Subway quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌