Funny Subway quotes

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025