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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

2 months ago

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

3 months ago

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

3 months ago

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

3 months ago