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Funny Subway quotes

Funny Subway quotes πŸš‡πŸ˜‚ bring the daily grind to life with a splash of humor! Whether it’s the quirky passengers, unexpected delays, or those awkward moments underground, these witty sayings capture it all. Perfect for anyone who’s ever survived rush hour with a smile (or a sigh). Ready to laugh your way through the tunnels? Let’s dive into the funniest subway moments that keep commuters entertained! πŸŽ‰πŸšŒπŸ’¬

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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