14 Funny teacher quotes — Wordgag ツ

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

4 months ago4 months ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Feb 25, 2025

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Jan 28, 2025

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Jan 27, 2025

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Jan 23, 2025

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Jan 22, 2025

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Jan 21, 2025

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Jan 21, 2025

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Jan 20, 2025

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Jan 20, 2025