43 Funny texting quotes

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  7 days ago

  View →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
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  1 week ago

  View →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: This is my phone. I text back when I want to.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
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  1 month ago

  View →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
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  3 months ago

  View →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
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  3 months ago

  View →: That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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