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Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Freshly posted on Slack:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Reported on Snapchat:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Just landed via WeChat:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Just shared via Snapchat:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Breaking via Telegram:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Reported on Facebook:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Just shared via TikTok:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Live now on Instagram:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Breaking via Discord:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Making waves on Twitch:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Making waves on Reddit:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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