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2 days ago
Share →: If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
7 days ago
Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"
1 week ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
4 weeks ago
Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
1 month ago
Share →: Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Commentary:
"When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they're narrating their own drama! 🤣🎤 #ChuckleComms"
1 month ago
Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Commentary:
"When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"
1 month ago
Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Commentary:
"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
1 month ago
Share →: This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Commentary:
"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻"
1 month ago
Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"