97 Funny texting quotes

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  1 week ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  1 week ago

  after, better, communication, confession, hit, humor, i, left, media, message, mistake, myself, regret, self-talk, send, social, social media, texting, things, think, unsaid

• I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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  1 week ago

  apologize, apology, communication, delay, family, future, future son, humor, i, just, mom, relationship, reply, replying, son, texting

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  2 weeks ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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  4 weeks ago

  1980s, 3, advice, ancient, ancient scrolls, communication, dating, dating advice, days, exactly, guy, humor, me, scrolls, studying, text, texting, waiting

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  4 weeks ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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  1 month ago

  articulate, communication, humor, just, sexting, sound, texting, vampire

• Easy there, unsaved number.

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  1 month ago

  casual, casual conversation, communication, conversation, easy, humor, number, phone, texting, unsaved, unsaved number

• If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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  1 month ago

  assume, communication, distracted, distraction, got, humor, i, message, reply, response, texting

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