101 Funny texting quotes

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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  2 hours ago

  communication, conversation, done, emoji, humor, media, message, nice, only, social, social media, someone, tell, texting, thumbs, thumbs up

• I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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  4 hours ago

  communication, humor, i, message, ok, paragraphs, recommend, recommendation, reply, saying, short, short reply, texting

• I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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  5 hours ago

  butt, humor, i, know, naked, never, people, privacy, secret, texting

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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  5 hours ago

  babe, communication, concern, humor, message, messages, okay, partner, relationship, telepathic, telepathic message, texting

• 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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  7 hours ago

  1, 3, app, apps, concerning, drink, drinks, enough, friend, friends, health, information, mental, mental health, movie, movie theater, text, texting, theater

• Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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  13 hours ago

  9, communication, hours, humor, leave, money, patience, read, relationship, texting

• “You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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  13 hours ago

  am, communication, excuse, humor, i, just, message, messages, never, okay, person, reply, texting, understaffed

• I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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  14 hours ago

  communication, finds, hope, humor, i, message, no response, patience, response, row, sarcasm, text, texting, waiting, well

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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  14 hours ago

  acceptable, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, internet, internet slang, language, norm, only, saying, slang, social, social norm, socially, Spanish, speaking, still, texting, unfair

• Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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  16 hours ago

  communication, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, literally, relationship, respond, text, texting

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