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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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1 month ago
Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
1 month ago
Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Commentary:
"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Commentary:
"Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! 🍔💪🤣 #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"
2 months ago
Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Commentary:
"Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅
2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Commentary:
Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
2 months ago
Share →: The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive meals when you can feast on dreams instead? 💤🍽️ #NapTimeDinnerGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Commentary:
"Sending my thoughts your way so loudly, I'm worried you'll call the noise complaint hotline 🗣️🤔📞😄"
3 months ago
Share →: If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! 💭💰 Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! 🤑😆"