75 Funny turn quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Alexa, turn off the planet.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 🌍… Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like we're in for an extended night 🌙. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 😅 #AlexaFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

  Commentary:
  "Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there's a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

  Commentary:
  "🍇💉 The million-dollar question: can Botox work its magic on a raisin and transform it back into a grape? 🧐🤔 Sure, why not? Maybe we'll witness the birth of the ultimate rejuvenated fruit – the Raisinberry! 🍇🤣 #Grapenado"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? 🌍💡 Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! 😄 #DadGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

  Commentary:
  Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals

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