Funny volume quotes

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  5 hours ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't hear your negativity over the sound of my music blasting 🎶🔊. My playlist is on full blast, so feel free to come back when you're ready to rock out with me! 😜🎧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "If my hair could talk, it would probably be saying 'Talk to the volume, because my mouth is busy!' 💁‍♀️💬 #HairGoals #BigMouth"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

  Commentary:
  "Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

  Commentary:
  "He's not just a feast for the eyes, but also a concert for the ears! 🎧🎸 Looks like there's no 'mute' button on this handsome package! 😄🔊"

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