13 Funny wallet quotes

• Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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  4 weeks ago

  active, active duty, after, combat, combat deployment, condom, deployment, duty, humor, retirement, tour, wallet, wallet condom

• My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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  2 months ago

  cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet

• Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, every, expenses, feel, finance, financial, financial frustration, frustration, humor, i, me, money, needs, own, reimbursement, somebody, spend, time, wallet

• My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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  2 months ago

  crisis, empty, existential, existential crisis, financial, financial struggle, humor, irony, joke, just, money, soul, struggle, wallet

• If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, awesome sauce, condom, date, first date, funny moment, humor, lucky, lucky condom, moment, relationship, sauce, say, still, tomorrow, wallet

• The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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  2 months ago

  card, convenience, getting, getting up, humor, online, online shopping, procrastination, shopping, wallet, worst, worst part

• I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, beverage, coffee, Colombia, drink, farmer, humor, i, joke, lot, me, mean, photo, say, wallet

• Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, financial, follow, forgetting, home, humor, me, money, save, tips, tricks, wallet

• The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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  2 months ago

  area, dating, hot, hot single, humor, irony, joke, money, single, singles, wallet

• I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, carry, fear, humor, i, sleeping, someone, steal, wallet, work

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