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Funny wallet quotes

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don't carry my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping.

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You don't scare me. You're not those two minutes when I can't find my wallet.

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025