Funny quotes » wallet

Funny wallet quotes

New funny wallet quotes 👇

  • My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a ‘spiritually bankrupt’ wallet and a ‘financially empty‘ soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉”

  • If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, folks, there’s a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters”

  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

    Commentary:
    “Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It’s a real workout for the modern age.”

  • I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

    Commentary:
    ☕ “I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I’ve become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a ‘caffeine enthusiast’ section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover”

  • Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable 😅💸 Just make sure you don’t have too many ‘accidents’ or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor”

  • The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the only hot singles showing interest are those dollar bills in your wallet 💸🔥. Who needs dating apps when you’ve got cash as your wingman? 😏💰 #MoneyTalks”

  • I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, so you’re practicing the ‘out of sight, out of pickpocket’s mind’ strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z’s! 🕵️💼💤”

  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

    Commentary:
    Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – “wallet, glasses, keys and phone” – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It’s the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we’re always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle

  • You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

    Commentary:
    “Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama”

  • So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

    Commentary:
    “Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it’s on an adventure, exploring the realm of ’empty pockets’! 🚀😂 Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll pop up when you least expect it! 😉”

For even more funny wallet quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny wallet quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work