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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Making waves on Discord:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Just landed via Slack:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Just landed via Reddit:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Trending via Facebook:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Breaking via YouTube:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Just shared via X:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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46 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

51 shares on Slack this month:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

50 shares on Slack this month:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Seen just now on Messenger:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Going viral on Telegram:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Live now on Instagram:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Just shared via Twitch:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Spotted on WeChat:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Just landed via Instagram:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Going viral on Instagram:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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