63 Funny wear quotes

• A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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  2 months ago

  activity, comedy, date, dress, first date, fun, fun activity, humor, relationship, thing, wear, wedding, wedding dress

• Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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  2 months ago

  around, communication, confusion, emoji, expression, fashion, feel, feeling, humor, i, idea, know, outfit, wear, women

• I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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  closet, dilemma, fashion, full, humor, i, nothing, outfit, shopping, wear

• The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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  child, clothing, cold, fashion, humor, item, parenting, parents, sweater, wear

• How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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  fitness, humor, irony, muscle, muscle shirt, muscles, patience, shirt, wear, workout

• Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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  diet, humor, lifestyle, never, pants, tight, tip, too, wear

• Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, clothing, comfort, fall, fall fashion, fashion, fashion trends, humor, looking, style, trends, wear, women

• Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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  2 months ago

  called, called off, care, casual, casual wear, day, day off, fat, feeling, feeling fat, jeans, self, self-care, wear, work

• If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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  adventure, backpacking, corduroy, ever, fire, humor, outdoor, pants, start, sure, wear, wilderness

• Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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  crown, humor, inside, motivation, pineapple, positivity, self-confidence, stand, stand tall, sweet, tall, wear, wear crown

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