36 Funny wedding quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'love at first sight' clearly never tried 'marriage at first date'! 👰🏻‍♀️💕 Just make sure your date is ready to say 'I do' to your fashion statement!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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  Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy 'fowl-formal' event! 🐧🐥 Let's hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best 'birdie' behavior!💃🕺 #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

  Commentary:
  "Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

  Commentary:
  "Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is navigating through the delicate dance of marriage etiquette! 😄 Remember, when it comes to wedding humor, treading lightly is always a veil-y good idea! 👰🚫💍 #HappyWifeHappyLife

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