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4 months ago
Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."
4 months ago
Share →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Commentary:
Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
5 months ago
Share →: All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Commentary:
🤑💼 "Looks like it's time for billionaires to break a sweat and show off their do-gooder side! Remember, it's not just about buying another yacht, it's about spreading that wealth like confetti! Let's see those philanthropic muscles flex, folks! Otherwise, it might be time to say 'buh-bye' to those stacks of cash! 💸🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious week between Christmas and New Year's – a time when calendars seem to lose all sense of logic and normality. It's as if the universe itself hits the snooze button and decides to take a nap until January. Just remember, when you feel like you've fallen into a time-warping wormhole during that week, it's perfectly normal. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!
5 months ago
Share →: It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"
5 months ago
Share →: Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Commentary:
"Who decided to play this cruel trick on us?! 😂 It's like giving us a taste of holiday freedom and then yanking it away like a bad Christmas cracker joke! 🎄🎁 #NotFair #BackToReality"
5 months ago
Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Commentary:
"Realizing it's only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it's actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"
5 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Commentary:
"Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"