82 Funny week quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It's a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: "The Case of the Missing Weekend." 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

  Commentary:
  Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the grumpy Mondays! 😂 Better brace yourselves, folks, it's about to get 'Monday mood' up in here! 💼🙅‍♂️ #MondaysBeLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Mondays… the day that just keeps on giving 😅⏰ It's like a perpetual Groundhog Day loop of chaos and mayhem! Just keep swimming through those Monday minutes, you got this! 💪🏼😆 #MondayMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This whole week could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  💌💻 "Ever had one of those weeks where you're basically a living, breathing spam filter? It's like every meeting and memo was just one giant attachment to the most unnecessary email ever sent. Who needs a calendar when you have a delete key, am I right? 😆 #EmailsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those crunches weren't the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you'll have abs that are no longer 'absurdly' underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"

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