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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

3 months ago

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

3 months ago

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

3 months ago

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

3 months ago

How is it still this week?

3 months ago

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

3 months ago

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

3 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

3 months ago

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

3 months ago

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

3 months ago