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5 months ago
Share →: My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's stealthily sneaking onto the weekend getaway train! 🕵️‍♂️🚆 Either way, it sounds like a surprise adventure awaits! Just be prepared for the reaction when the secret is out! 😄 #WeekendSurprise
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Commentary:
"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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"Ah, Monday to Friday – the struggle is real! It's like a rollercoaster ride with no safety bars 🎢 Hang in there, weekend warriors! The joy of Saturday is just around the corner 🎉💪 #WeekendVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be nice! Just imagine having a "Saturunday" 🤔 – the perfect day to relax and prepare for the chaos of the week ahead without feeling guilty about not being productive! Who's with me? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #SaturundayDreams
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Oh, absolutely! We definitely need a Sunday that doesn't vanish in the blink of an eye! 🕰️☀️ Maybe we can call it "Sund-ayyyy" – a day so long, you might even have time for a second brunch! 🥞🍳🤣 #MakeSundaysGreatAgain
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Commentary:
Looks like someone had a truly "electrifying" weekend! Who needs parties when you've got a life-or-death situation with a TV remote, right? 🔋📺 May your remote control skills always be as strong as your improvisation game! 💪😄 #RemoteRescueMission
5 months ago
Share →: I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Commentary:
"Seriously, who thought two days were enough for lounging in pajamas and binge-watching shows? 😂 Maybe we should start a petition for extended weekends! 🙌 #WeekendWarriors"
5 months ago
Share →: I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Oh no, it sounds like your gym membership might be hiding in the locker room! 🏋️‍♂️ Don't worry, maybe it's just doing some extra squats and push-ups on its own. 😂💪 It's always worth checking in with those elusive gym gains – they can be quite the sneaky little devils! 🕵️‍♂️ #MysteryOfTheMissingMuscles"
5 months ago
Share →: Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"
5 months ago
Share →: I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – when making coffee and moving from the kitchen to the couch qualify as major achievements! 🤣☕️ It's all about setting realistic goals, right? #SundayVibes"