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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 50s, where gravity has finally caught up with you! 🌍💫 But hey, at least now you can blame your shrinking on the universe conspiring against you! 🤷‍♂️😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don't worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Commentary:
Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a "teenager" may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they're just visual proof of all the hard work you've put in living your fabulous life! 💁‍♂️✨"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I love change, as long as everything stays exactly the same' approach. 🤣 Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 🔄🤷‍♂️"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Commentary:
Welcome to your 40's, where you're in the prime of life but also suddenly realizing that time has been playing some sneaky tricks on you! 🕰️😄 Embrace it, own it, and don't forget to double-check your birth certificate just to make sure! #AgeIsJustANumber #Feeling40AndFabulous
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s! 🎉 Welcome to the era where your knees hold the power and dictate your sitting schedule. It's like having your own personal knee bosses running the show! 💪😂 Remember to treat them well, or else they might just send you crashing down when you least expect it! Enjoy the sit-down dance of your 50s! 🕺💃