Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

330 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,923

Funny Quotes Topics

17,095

Funny Quotes Images

14,923

Updated

Dec 12, 2025

Users Online

3,863

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Breaking via Slack:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Freshly posted on X:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Making waves on X:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Making waves on Messenger:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

4 months ago

Download image ↓

Commentary:
When you think it's a tooth extraction but it's actually a fashion intervention! 😅🦷👖

awkwardness, dentist, embarrassment, hate, humiliating, humor, i, pants, taking

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

1 month ago
airport, cough, feel, humor, i, just, observation, people, public, public space, space, travel, waiting
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

2 months ago
ancestry, family, flaw, genetics, humor, i, inheritance, line, people, quirk, something, wrong
Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

1 month ago
bet, beverage, capri, Capri Sun, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, scientist, scientists, sun, taste
I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

1 month ago
diabetes, eating, family, humor, i, life, myself, sacrifice, selflessness, sweets
Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

2 weeks ago
director, favorite, God, horror, horror director
Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

4 months ago
argument, brag, communication, conflict, fight, humor, i, internet, media, online, people, social, social media

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Spotted on WeChat:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Live now on TikTok:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Trending via Discord:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏