I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me. I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.” Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”
