Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.