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"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.
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