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Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
Author Archives: slickboy
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
Y’all seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man.
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"Time to question the man-u-script! 🤔😂"
Job market is like: Do you want to train AI or be unemployed?
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Guess I'll just train my cat to code and call it AI development! 🐱🤖😂
If you’ve ever been kind to me, you get a little room in my mind forever, where the bed is always made, and the window is open, so it smells like rain.
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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
Therapy only works if your IQ is lower than the psychologist’s.
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Sounds like my therapist needs a raise or I need a downgrade! 🤔😂🧠
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit.
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🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.
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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳