By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.