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"1994: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 🌍✨
2024: God no. 😅🙈
Ah, the rollercoaster ride of expectations versus reality! Hang in there, we're all in this together! 🎢🤪"
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- Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.
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- So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?
- Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.
- The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
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Share →: Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.Commentary:
"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂" -
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"Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂" -
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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶♂️🤷♀️ #LostInThoughts -
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"Talk about taking the stairs to a whole new level! 🚶♂️🔋 Escalator: 1, Us: 0 ⚡️ Just when you thought you could take a break… 😅 #PowerCutProblems" -
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Ah, Spotify, where time is merely a suggestion and ads are forever lurking in the shadows like ninjas 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, just sit back, relax, and get lost in the musical void… until suddenly, BAM! Ad-break attack! ⏳🎧 #SpotifyChronicles -
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Ah, the 30+ life – where recharging overnight is just a warm-up exercise for the day ahead. 🤷♂️⚡️ Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle to keep up with the energy levels of a toddler. But hey, at least you're still ticking, even if it's at 60% capacity by lunchtime! 💪😂 #PoweredByLaughs #BatteryLifeStruggles -
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"Opting for light beers – the ultimate hydration experience! 💦 Who needs a gym membership when you can do bathroom sprints all day? 🏃♂️😂 Stay hydrated, folks!" -
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"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals" -
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"Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"
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- “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?
- 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.
- That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
- At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
- The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
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