42 Funny 30 quotes

• The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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  30, credit, credit score, debt, economy, finance, giving, humor, irony, money, people, score

• By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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  30, addiction, advice, age, age 30, guessing, home, humor, life, life advice, lifestyle, routine, second, settled, should, work, works

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  30, 30-30, 30-30 rule, after, avoid, balance, burnout, disappear, escape, humor, job, minutes, mountain, quit, relief, retirement, rule, stress, stress relief, work, work life, work-life balance

• After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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  30, adult, adult life, after, aging, aging humor, bedtime, getting, health, humor, life, night, pee, sleep

• At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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  20, 30, adulthood, age, humor, i, just, life, transition, unstartable, unstoppable

• Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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  30, frustration, humor, short, sick, time, tired, weekend

• I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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  2, 30, cleaning, hate, housework, humor, i, minutes, over, people, preparation, procrastination, threaten, time

• Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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  30, dating, hide, hide and seek, humor, loneliness, looking, past, past 30, relationship, seek, single

• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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  30, best, dessert, eating, humor, ice cream, kids, lessons, parenting, tax, teach

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