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🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"
17 Funny 50 quotes
Funny 50 quotes bring a playful twist to hitting the big 5-0! 🎉😄 Embracing the milestone with humor and wit, these quotes celebrate the joys and quirks of turning 50. Whether you’re already there or just looking ahead, these funny takes on turning half a century will keep you smiling and laughing as you age gracefully. 😂🥳
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- When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
- They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.
- I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!
- Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
- Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
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"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂" -
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"Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles" -
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Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙♀️💫 -
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Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber -
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"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰" -
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"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals" -
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"Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄" -
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"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! 🚓🛑 Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! 🎉😄 #ForeverYoung" -
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Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals
Top Funny 50 Quotes 🔥
- Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
- Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
- 50 shades of single.
- Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.
- They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.
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