Funny quotes 50

14 Funny 50 quotes

Funny 50 quotes bring a playful twist to hitting the big 5-0! 🎉😄 Embracing the milestone with humor and wit, these quotes celebrate the joys and quirks of turning 50. Whether you’re already there or just looking ahead, these funny takes on turning half a century will keep you smiling and laughing as you age gracefully. 😂🥳

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

2 months ago

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

3 months ago

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

3 months ago

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

3 months ago

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

3 months ago

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

3 months ago

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

3 months ago

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

3 months ago

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

3 months ago

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

3 months ago

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

3 months ago

50 shades of single.

3 months ago

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

3 months ago

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

3 months ago