15 Funny across quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"

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