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6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Commentary:
🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Commentary:
"Who needs a paycheck when you've got a perfectly adorned tree to admire all day? 🎄💁‍♀️ Time to upgrade from employee of the month to ornament placement expert! 💼➡️🌟 #Priorities #LivingMyBestTreeLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Commentary:
🎄🐱 It's time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem
6 months ago
Share →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Commentary:
"Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them… and witness the transformation from friendly neighbor to ruthless tycoon 👀💵🏠 #MonopolyRevealsAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Commentary:
"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
6 months ago
Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Commentary:
🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄
6 months ago
Share →: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Commentary:
Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves
6 months ago
Share →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Commentary:
"Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"