678 Funny activity quotes

• I keep my mind active by worrying.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, health, humor, i, keep, mental, mental health, mind, self-care, worry, worrying

• Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, day, fun, fun activity, humor, long day, phone, playing

• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  2 weeks ago

  1, 50, activity, after, age, age humor, calling, floor, floor activity, gift, gift wrapping, gifts, help, holiday, holiday preparation, holiday spirit, humor, preparation, spirit, stand, standing, standing up, struggle, wrapping

• Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, board, call, calls, fun, funny activity, ghost, ghosts, humor, ouija, Ouija Board, paranormal, paranormal humor, phone, phone call, spooky, spooky fun, unannounced, unannounced call

• “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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  2 weeks ago

  20, activity, book, books, comparison, humor, i, media, nothing, quantity, read, reading, social, social media, tweet, Tweets, year

• My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, food, going, humor, just, mexican, Mexican restaurant, relaxation, restaurant, restaurants, routine, self-care

• Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, companionship, Doritos, feed, feed me, funny activity, i, me, mess, need, no weirdos, pages, read, reading, request, snack, someone, weirdos

• If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, book, book lover, books, fun, fun activity, hobby, humor, i, library, lover, me, need, old, old book, quirky, quirky hobby, sniffing

• You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, date, eat, funny observation, know, observation, person, popcorn, seen, snack, social, social activity

• Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, data, enough, excel, fun, fun activity, habits, humor, i, insights, listening, music, personal, personal insights, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, spreadsheet, technology, want, wrapped

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