237 Funny age quotes

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.
When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.
Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.
Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.
Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Commentary:
"Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"
1 month ago
Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Commentary:
"BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀"
1 month ago
Share →: At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
1 month ago
Share →: “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Commentary:
"😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"
1 month ago
Share →: You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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"When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️🧘‍♀️😅"
1 month ago
Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
1 month ago
Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
1 month ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"