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Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of β€œall the free time you clearly have”.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Next time someone says β€œI’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say β€œI’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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