379 Funny age quotes

• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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• I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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  age, am, AOL, AOL Instant Messenger, chat, i, instant, internet, messaging, messenger, nostalgia, old, technology

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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  activity, age, aging, club, hardware, hardware store, humor, i, lifestyle, preference, social, social activity, store, where

• The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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• “I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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• I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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• I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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• I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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• Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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  35, age, age 35, best, borrow, borrow womb, friend, friendship, gay, gay best friend, girl, girls, humor, love, relationship, womb

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