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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.
I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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1 month ago
Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
1 month ago
Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Commentary:
"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Commentary:
"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"
3 months ago
Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Commentary:
Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?
5 months ago
Share →: My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your spirit animal is having an existential crisis 🌀🐾 Maybe it’s a metaphor for the constant cycle of chasing our own desires in life…or maybe it just really loves belly rubs 😂🐶"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Commentary:
🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"
5 months ago
Share →: Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a cat and having your humans obsess over your bathroom habits like it's the latest reality TV show 🙀💩 Talk about living under surveillance 24/7! Maybe cats have secret meetings plotting how to prank us in retaliation for all the poop monitoring 😹 #CatConspiracy"
5 months ago
Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Commentary:
It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings
5 months ago
Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"