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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Seen just now on Slack:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Making waves on Telegram:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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25 Funny animal behavior quotes

Funny animal behavior quotes 🐾 bring out the hilarious side of our furry, feathery, and scaly friends! From quirky antics to unexpected moments, these witty lines capture the charm and chaos that make animals endlessly entertaining 🐶😂. Whether you’re a pet lover or just in need of a smile, get ready to laugh and appreciate the wild world of animal shenanigans 🦜🤣!

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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4 weeks ago

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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1 month ago

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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1 month ago

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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2 months ago

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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2 months ago

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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2 months ago

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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2 months ago

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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2 months ago

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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2 months ago

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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2 months ago

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44 shares on Discord this month:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

11 shares on YouTube this month:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Making waves on WeChat:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Just shared via Instagram:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Spotted on Twitch:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Just landed via Facebook:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Making waves on Reddit:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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