17 Funny animal behavior quotes — Wordgag ツ

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

1 month ago1 month ago

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

2 months ago2 months ago

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

4 months ago4 months ago

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

4 months ago4 months ago

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

4 months ago4 months ago

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

6 months ago

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Jan 28, 2025

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Jan 25, 2025

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Jan 23, 2025

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Jan 22, 2025

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Jan 21, 2025

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Jan 20, 2025