14 Funny animal behavior quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

  Commentary:
  Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

  Commentary:
  Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

  Commentary:
  "Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your spirit animal is having an existential crisis 🌀🐾 Maybe it’s a metaphor for the constant cycle of chasing our own desires in life…or maybe it just really loves belly rubs 😂🐶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

  Commentary:
  🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"

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