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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

3 months ago

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

3 months ago

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

3 months ago

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

3 months ago

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

3 months ago

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

3 months ago