13 Funny arm quotes

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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  arm, arms, exercise, fitness, hair, humor, just, lift, people, ponytail, putting, strength, struggle, tired, weightlifting, weights

• Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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  arm, arm wrestling, bonding, contact, eye, eye contact, eyes, hands, hold, humor, invention, male, male bonding, men, others, playful, romance, wrestling

• Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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  arm, arms, clap, dead, dinosaur, humor, misconception, most, people, short, short arm, T-Rex, think

• I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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  arm, body, count, finger, gratitude, humor, leg, side, support, thank

• She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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  appointment, appointments, arm, doctor, fat, hate, humor, i, me, money, stab

• Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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  arm, arms, design, giving, humor, idiot, idiots, only, robot, robots, technology

• Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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  arm, arms, clap, dead, dinosaur, fact, funny fact, humor, irony, people, short, short arm, T-Rex, think

• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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  activity, arm, cost, dolphin, expense, expensive, fun, fun activity, humor, leg, me, shark, should, swimming, think, try

• I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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  always, arm, carry, grocery, humor, i, keys, multitasking, one arm, pocket, struggle, wrong, wrong pocket

• My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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  area, arm, arms, Earth, fitness, humor, problem, problem area, self-deprecation, upper, upper arm

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