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Funny arm quotes

Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025