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Funny arm quotes 💪😂 are the perfect way to flex your sense of humor and lighten the mood! Whether you’re showing off those muscles or just need a clever line to crack a smile, these witty sayings will have you and your friends giggling in no time. Ready to give your arms a voice that’s as strong as your biceps? Let’s dive into some hilarious arm antics! 🤣🙌

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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