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Funny arm quotes 💪😂 are the perfect way to flex your sense of humor and lighten the mood! Whether you’re showing off those muscles or just need a clever line to crack a smile, these witty sayings will have you and your friends giggling in no time. Ready to give your arms a voice that’s as strong as your biceps? Let’s dive into some hilarious arm antics! 🤣🙌

New funny arm quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
4 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"
5 months ago
Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Commentary:
Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉
5 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."
5 months ago
Share →: She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Commentary:
Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Commentary:
Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor
6 months ago
Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"
6 months ago
Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"