42 Funny asleep quotes

• Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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  7 hours ago

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• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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  14 hours ago

  appetizer, asleep, bedtime, before, couch, fall, i, joke, little, nap, sleep, sometimes, wordplay

• Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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  19 hours ago

  asleep, couch, falling, falling asleep, field, gender, gender role, getting, humor, joke, male-dominated, male-dominated field, role, sleep, stereotype

• Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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  21 hours ago

  asleep, better, book, even, everyone, middle, nice, night, peaceful, quiet, reading, relaxation, sleep, solitude, therapy

• Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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  1 day ago

  always, asleep, before, change, fall, humor, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, sleep, wake, why

• Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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  1 month ago

  asleep, break, cat, funny situation, media, phone, situation, sleep, social, social media

• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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  1 month ago

  age, asleep, fall, fall asleep, frisky, humor, movie, movie theater, relationship, theater, where

• My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, child, favorite, favorite moment, humor, moment, parenting, sleep

• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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  2 months ago

  asleep, fall, humor, love, relationship, rest, sleep, why

• Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, hack, happiness, health, humor, life, life hack, mental, mental health, mood, positivity, relaxation, sad, sleep

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