33 Funny asleep quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife

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  7 days ago

  Share →: The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

  Commentary:
  When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

  Commentary:
  Nap mode activated: unlocking the secret art of power napping! 😴🛋️✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

  Commentary:
  "When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

  Commentary:
  "Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a lullaby when you have a car ride? 😴🚗 Sweet dreams guaranteed, destination: Dreamland! 🌙✨ #SleepyHeadInMotion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

  Commentary:
  "Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙‍♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they're just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they're actually night ninjas 🌌!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking 💤😂 #SleepySuperpowers"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife"

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