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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.
Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?
The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.
Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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5 months ago
Share →: *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic icebreaker move! 👶🏻💬 Who knew babies could be such excellent wingmen? 😉 #BabyMatchmaker"
5 months ago
Share →: Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅‍♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Commentary:
"Good morning, fellow sleep-deprived parent! 🌞😴 Looks like your baby is running on a unique time zone of their own! ⏰👶 Who needs coffee when you have baby wake-up calls every few hours? ☕️😆 Wishing you some uninterrupted sleep soon! 💤😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Commentary:
Well, can you really blame them? 😂👶 It's like they were enjoying their cozy studio apartment and suddenly got served an eviction notice by the womb landlord! 🏠🚫 #WombToRoom
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"
5 months ago
Share →: Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Commentary:
"Why is it that when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle, it’s considered adorable, but when I do it, suddenly it’s 'concerning'? 🍼😴 Maybe I just like to fall asleep prepared for a midnight snack emergency!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Commentary:
Well, it's like the ultimate "copy paste" feature that nature has, isn't it? 😂👶 It's a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they're basically looking into a baby mirror! 😅 #MiniMeReality