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5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
5 months ago
Share →: And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Commentary:
"Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"
5 months ago
Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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"Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
5 months ago
Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin
5 months ago
Share →: My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Commentary:
Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉
5 months ago
Share →: Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where your thoughts can soar freely, but your ego might take a tumble! 🕊️💸 Just remember, the keyboard is mightier than the sword… and sometimes, your balance too! 🤪💻"