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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Making waves on Messenger:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Trending via Reddit:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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