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16 Funny bills quotes

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I got bills. They’re multiplying.

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025