21 Funny birth quotes

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That awkward moment between birth and death.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025