Funny bladder quotes

• Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alarm clock, bladder, clock, humor, morning, morning routine, needs, routine, waking, waking up

• The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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  2 months ago

  bladder, empty, half, half empty, humor, irony, optimist, perspective

• I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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  2 months ago

  believe, bladder, bodily, bodily functions, disbelief, functions, funny observation, gall, humor, i, observation, surprise

• If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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  2 months ago

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• You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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  2 months ago

  around, authority, bladder, boss, control, humor, independence, me

• My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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  2 months ago

  bladder, comedy, fairytale, humor, pea, princess, storytelling

• I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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  2 months ago

  big, bladder, cancel, humor, i, morning, plans, sleep, today, wake, wake up

• I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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  2 months ago

  40, age, alarm, alarm clock, bladder, changes, clock, humor, i, life, life changes, need, over, over 40, sleep, waking, waking up

• I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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  4 months ago

  always, big, big heart, bladder, bodily, bodily function, exaggeration, function, heart, humor, i, just, need, pee

• You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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  5 months ago

  35, advice, age, aging, bathroom, before, better, bladder, funny advice, health, humor, leave, over, pee, routine, while

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