73 Funny book quotes

Funny book quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a bit of humor into your day 📚😂. Whether you’re a bookworm or just love a good laugh, these snippets capture the wit and whimsy of authors who know how to tickle our funny bones 🎭. From clever wordplay to characters with a knack for mischief, these quotes are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄. Dive in and let the giggles begin!

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Sounds like a book club with a side of cannibalism! 📚😅🍴

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Oh great, now I can add "professional advice giver" to my imaginary resume! 🤔📚😂

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Seems like they must have a really big font for "#1" on that list! 📚😂 #BestSellerMagic

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Obstacles are just life’s way of asking if you're on the right page yet 📚😜🚧

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️📚

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤