Funny quotes book

40 Funny book quotes

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

2 months ago

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

2 months ago

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

2 months ago

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

2 months ago

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

2 months ago

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

3 months ago

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

3 months ago

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

3 months ago

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

3 months ago

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

3 months ago

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

3 months ago

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

3 months ago

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

3 months ago

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

3 months ago

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

3 months ago

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

3 months ago

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

3 months ago

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

3 months ago

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

3 months ago