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70 Funny book quotes

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œStop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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