56 Funny bring quotes

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

  Commentary:
  "Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"

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