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Funny calm quotes bring a hilarious twist to staying zen πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re tackling stress or just need a laugh while chilling, these witty gems keep things light and breezy 🌬️✨ Perfect for those moments when you want to smile without losing your cool πŸ˜ŽπŸ’¬ Get ready to laugh your way to calm with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of chill vibes! πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ‰

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

β€œDo it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Posted onMar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Posted onMar 19, 2025Mar 19, 2025

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Posted onMar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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