Funny careful quotes

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

“Careful. It's slippery!” - Everyone, after you've already slipped.

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, "careful, it's heavy."

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025