Funny center quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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  Commentary:
  "Of course, my life revolves around someone else… I just wish they’d stop spinning! 🌀😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites 🚗🛒. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! 😅 #holidaywoes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"

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