121 Funny change quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic transition from being cool to becoming an expert in complaining about noise levels! 🕺🤐 It's like a rite of passage into adulting where our ability to enjoy a loud party is overshadowed by our desire for peace and quiet. 🎉🔇 Who knew that one day our idea of fun would involve searching for the elusive "mute" button in real life? 🤪🔊 #AdultingIssues

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  3 months ago

  Share →: May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

  Commentary:
  "May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it. Talk about a road trip gone wrong! 🤣🚗 #KarmaIsReal"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

  Commentary:
  “Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁‍♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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