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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Spotted on YouTube:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Spotted on Telegram:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Spotted on Twitch:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Just shared via Threads:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Live now on TikTok:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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149 Funny childhood quotes

Funny childhood quotes take us back to those carefree days filled with mischief, imagination, and endless laughter! 😄👶 Whether it’s the hilarious memories of playground drama, trying to avoid homework, or thinking you could actually get away with anything, these quotes remind us that childhood was a comedy show we didn’t even know we were starring in. Let’s laugh at the good ol’ days! 😂🎈🧸

New funny childhood quotes 👇

15 hours ago
Share →: My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Commentary:
I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
20 hours ago
Share →: It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Commentary:
When Mother Nature puts on a free light show, you bring snacks and call it a front-row seat experience! 🌩️👀🍿
1 day ago
Share →: They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Commentary:
Looks like the yard's out of milkshake flavor! 🍦🚫🌿
1 day ago
Share →: Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Commentary:
Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
2 days ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
2 days ago
Share →: Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Commentary:
Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂
2 days ago
Share →: Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Commentary:
When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
2 days ago
Share →: When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Commentary:
Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
3 days ago
Share →: Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Commentary:
Chasing the dream since the playground days! 🏖️😴 #RetirementGoals
3 days ago
Share →: Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Commentary:
I guess we peaked at tamagotchis and dunkaroos, but adulting hit us with taxes and existential dread! 😅📟🍪💸

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Just landed via TikTok:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Making waves on X:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Just landed via Discord:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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