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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

2 weeks ago

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

2 weeks ago

I am cassette tape years old.

2 weeks ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

3 weeks ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

1 month ago

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

1 month ago

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

1 month ago

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

1 month ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

1 month ago

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

1 month ago

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

1 month ago

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

1 month ago

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

1 month ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

1 month ago

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

2 months ago

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

2 months ago

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

2 months ago

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

3 months ago

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

3 months ago