194 Funny childhood quotes

• The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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  7 days ago

  1, butt, childhood, difference, humor, hygiene, i, me, parent, parenting, poop, priority, toddler

• From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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  1 week ago

  age, arrogance, childhood, confidence, everyone, humor, i, opinion, perspective, right, self-awareness, truth, wrong, young

• Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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  1 week ago

  80s, 90s, activity, bike, bike ride, childhood, far, i, maybe, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor activity, parent, parents, ride, still, think, wrong

• The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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  1 week ago

  better, child, childhood, humor, nostalgia, perspective, place, reason, world

• I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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  1 week ago

  childhood, commando, family, give, hear, humor, i, know, memory, mom, parent, prime, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, siblings, speechless, young, youth

• Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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  1 week ago

  childhood, ever, humor, i, kid, little, melancholy, nostalgia, self-awareness

• Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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  1 week ago

  chicken, chicken pox, childhood, disease, even, gap, generation, generation gap, health, humor, infection, kid, kids, pox, STD, straight

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  1 week ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  1 week ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  1 week ago

  20s, 30s, actually, childhood, growth, hobby, important, interest, interests, kid, niche, niche interest, personal, personal growth, rediscovery, self, self-discovery, something, start, thirty, twenty, younger, younger self

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