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119 Funny childhood quotes
Funny childhood quotes take us back to those carefree days filled with mischief, imagination, and endless laughter! ππΆ Whether it’s the hilarious memories of playground drama, trying to avoid homework, or thinking you could actually get away with anything, these quotes remind us that childhood was a comedy show we didnβt even know we were starring in. Let’s laugh at the good ol’ days! πππ§Έ
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- I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
- Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said βbreast milkβ and now sheβs not talking to me.
- Found a picture of me sitting on Santaβs lap. Hard to believe itβs been a whole year.
- Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wΡth the whole famΡly?
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"Ah, the classic 'Truck Time-Out' strategy! ππ€π #DadLogic" -
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"When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! ππ¬π" -
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"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! ππ¦πΆ" -
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"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! π πΆπ§΄ #MissionImpossible" -
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"Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! ππΆπ" -
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"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! π§π€ͺ #VintageHydration" -
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"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! πͺ¨πβοΈπ #OutdoorPro" -
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When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary schoolβnobody can top that level of dominance! πππ -
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"Petition to reclaim my childhood napsβbecause adulting didnβt come with a snooze button! π΄π #NapReparations"
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- Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
- When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
- As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.
- Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.
- Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.
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