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  • I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

    Commentary:
    “Growing up with six brothers must have been a real balancing act – both on the dance floor and in the bathroom queue! Talk about sibling rivalry turning into a fancy footwork competition.”

  • When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal game of hide and seek with your parents! It seems like they were really committed to keeping you on your toes – or should I say, your little feet running to catch up with them wherever they went. At least you had a knack for tracking them down, which is a pretty useful skill for a kid to have! Who needs a map when you’ve got determined parents?

  • I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!”

  • I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good ol’ days when the biggest dilemma was choosing between playing outside or watching cartoons. Now we’re stuck debating between updating our software or our social media status. Thank goodness for the simpler times!”

  • I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.

  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

    Commentary:
    “Well, that’s definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you’re a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let’s just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the ’90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?”

  • I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

    Commentary:
    Ah, to be a kid again where a long nap is seen as an achievement worthy of applause! Who knew that adulting would involve celebrating just making it through the day without a nap time tantrum?

  • Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted 🍭🌲 Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! 🧙‍♀️🍬 #WitchRealEstateStruggles

  • Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals”

  • My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good old days when our biggest achievement was a full night’s sleep! 😴💤 Definitely a cherished memory that we all took for granted as kids. Now we’re just chasing that elusive ‘rested’ feeling like it’s a mythical creature! 🦄😂”

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