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"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
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- What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.
- If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
- My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.
- Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
- Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
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Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
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"Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"
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- I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.
- Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?
- If you look close enough, everyone is insane.
- That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
- Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
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