Funny closed quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn't meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here's to hoping it wasn't too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine the chaos if social media closed every day at 6pm? 🕕😱 The internet would go into meltdown faster than you can say 'refresh'! 🔄💥 It might just be the only thing that unites the world in collective panic. 🌍📱 #AfterHoursScrolling"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of digital procrastination reaching its peak! 🙈 It's like the ultimate showdown between intentions and the dreaded "X" button. Fear not, for in the vast ocean of the internet, tabs lost are tabs gained… eventually. Time to embark on another click-venture to find that elusive tab! 💻🔍 #TabHuntingAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

  Commentary:
  "Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! 🤐😂 Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! 😅 #StealthyWeighIn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your horoscope is just as reliable as that jam-packed shopping list you had for the closed supermarket! 🤦‍♂️🔮 Don't worry, the universe may have a quirky sense of humor, but that just means the anticipation for those good things will make them even sweeter when they finally arrive! 🌟✨

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