11 Funny closed quotes

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, closed, closure, humor, just, meaning, past, procrastination, read, tab, time

• I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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  2 months ago

  closed, eye, good, humor, rest, skill, sleeping, talent

• I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, brag, browser, closed, cooking, found, humor, i, online, only, procrastination, recipe, success, tab, three, want, weeks

• Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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  2 months ago

  closed, early, easier, eyes, getting, humor, keep, sleep, struggle, waking

• Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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  2 months ago

  activity, closed, closure, day, every, hours, humor, imagine, media, shop, social, social media

• Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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  2 months ago

  2, accidentally, closed, frustration, humor, internet, just, meaning, past, procrastination, read, tab, time

• I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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  2 months ago

  closed, early, eyes, good, humor, i, meeting, meetings, missing, morning, procrastination, skill, sleep

• Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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  2 months ago

  announce, closed, embarrassment, eyes, eyes closed, health, honesty, humor, i, just, nurse, scale, weight

• Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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  2 months ago

  closed, good, good things, horoscope, humor, irony, optimism, repairs, store, things

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