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Funny closed quotes are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to everyday moments ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”’ Whether youโ€™re sealing a deal, ending a chat, or finishing a joke, these witty lines bring laughter and lightness to the final words ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ Ready to unlock some giggles? Letโ€™s dive into the funniest ways to say โ€œclosedโ€ with a smile! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dear nurses, you donโ€™t have to announce my weight, just write it down. Thatโ€™s why I have my eyes closed when Iโ€™m on the scale.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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