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Funny closed quotes

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

1 month ago

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

3 months ago

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

3 months ago

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

3 months ago

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

3 months ago

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

3 months ago

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

3 months ago

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

3 months ago