Funny coke quotes

• Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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  15 hours ago

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• Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

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  1 week ago

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• Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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  2 months ago

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• Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

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• Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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  2 months ago

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• Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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  2 months ago

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• Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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  2 months ago

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• Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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  2 months ago

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• How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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  2 months ago

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