Funny coke quotes

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

  Commentary:
  Who needs a smoke break when you've got a cold can of fizz? 🍹😆🚬

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

  Commentary:
  "Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  Commentary:
  Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! 🍕🐢 Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐢💥 Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨

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