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Funny coke quotes

Funny coke quotes are the perfect fizz to brighten your day 🍹✨ Whether you’re a soda lover or just here for the laughs, these witty and bubbly sayings will pop right into your heart 😂🥤 Get ready to sip on some humor that’s as refreshing as your favorite cold Coke on a sunny day ☀️🍒 Let the good vibes and giggles flow!

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Posted on2 months ago3 weeks ago

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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