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Funny coke quotes

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025