Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment
6 months ago
Share →: January is the Monday of the year.

Commentary:
"Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️"
6 months ago
Share →: Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Commentary:
"Instagram: the place where Twitter goes to get a fancy makeover 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #ScreenshotsGalore"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨
6 months ago
Share →: Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive Oligarchy sauce—the perfect pairing for your breadstick-dipping adventures at Olive Garden! 🍞🥫 Just be careful, too much Oligarchy might lead to an unexpected hierarchy of breadstick hoarders at your table! 😂 #BreadstickMonarchy"
6 months ago
Share →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
6 months ago
Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Commentary:
"IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival
6 months ago
Share →: My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of colds – when we become the ultimate experts on our own sniffling miseries! 🤧😂 Just remember, sympathy and tissues are the best remedies in times of 'who's got it worse' debates! 🤷‍♂️ #ColdConfessions"