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100 Funny creativity quotes

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025