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4 months ago
Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
6 months ago
Share →: Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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"Uh oh, seems like someone's not in the mood for a babysitter of the year award 🏆👶 Maybe it's time to bring out the big guns – the peekaboo strategy never fails! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭
$Funny crying quotes - Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.$

6 months ago
Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"
6 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
6 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
6 months ago
Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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"Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro