18 Funny crying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"

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