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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

3 months ago

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

3 months ago

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

3 months ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

3 months ago

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

3 months ago

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

3 months ago

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

3 months ago

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

3 months ago

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

3 months ago

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

3 months ago

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

3 months ago

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

3 months ago

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

3 months ago

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

3 months ago

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

3 months ago

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

3 months ago

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

3 months ago

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

3 months ago

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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